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If the sun is out, so is Kari, whether she’s practicing permaculture or saving worms from getting fried. Outdoor adventurer, keeper of cats, defender of dogs, born during a tornado, you don’t want to go missing by messing with what she loves—she’s got plenty to feed.
Somebody get this man a bourbon—neat or on the rocks is fine, thank you—and get ready for Mmuso to slang syllables with nicotine-filled lungs. His longterm goal is to escape wage labor and find freedom in being a fully autonomous human subject after achieving material and financial transcendence.
His love is free. The coffee’s for sale.
Most days you can’t find Parker because he’s working his magic behind the screens, whipping up some sweet imagery for The Coffee Mafia.
He has also launched Witness Studios, a zine promoting human connection and understanding. If that weren’t enough, he’s got textural beats to tickle your eardrums. Members of The Coffee Mafia have long suspected he’s able to get up to all that because of his newfound love for his (performance enhancing?) sweatpants.
Peter is a writer and chess player with some unpopular opinions about The Queen’s Gambit, even though he loves a good isolani pawn structure. He strongly recommends all Millennials rewatch A Bug’s Life and ask themselves some serious questions about economics. His favorite side hustle is selling unicorn parts on the black market for the bosses, who will remain nameless for reasons he feels are obvious.